Tuesday, March 10, 2009
I need to go jogging NOW. but the thing is, my body clock is totally off whack and I get the urge to jog at random times like 3 am in the morning, 1 am, and now going on 10pm.
I like to think that I'm hideous looking enough that no rapist or weirdo would have any urge to molest/rape/kill me if I go jogging now (I mean come on! Who gets turned on by a tub of lard bouncing by)
But, that's precisely the reason why I need to go jog cause I don't want to look like that.
Anyways, I seem to attract plenty or weirdos.. and the weird thing is it usually happens when I'm not feeling my best.
1) ERA guy in toa payoh library
It was smack during an exam period I think or at least going to be. Stress made me break out in pimples and rash and I couldn't find anything to wear so I was wearing some uber tight sweater with uber tight tube which showed off my paunch in all it's glory.
2) Scary negro dude outside cine
I was trying out a new look which wasn't too successful, had orange macaroni hair and wobbling on too tight heels. (Eeeyer, this description sound like prostitute liddat. maybe that's why)
3) Ah pek who reversed his van when he saw me roadside
Early in the morning at about 4 am, how glamorous can you look?! Maybe cause I had too much make-up on. I just started putting on make-up so I kinda layered on the eyeliner too much I think.
See what I mean?
So that's why I'm hearing valiantly trying to resuscitate my dying blog instead of venturing out.
Anyways, I think I'm gonna go try to sleep now and wake up early tomorrow to jog.
Last paper this thursday! WOOHOO.
Anyone wanna catch watchmen with me?
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