Monkey See Monkey Do

ME JANE

Naomi Alexis Lim Huiling
Just your not-so-average Twenteen-Year-Old
Madly addicted to drama and romance
Totally and undeniably crazy... Just a little ;)

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THE WISHLIST

in no order of want/need:
beautyblender® Duo Set

Credit: http://www.sephora.com/

This amazingly (expensive) sponge is supposed to be PERFECT for liquid foundation.
Not sure if the local Sephora has it.

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Flower Vase Fillers

Credit: http://us.st12.yimg.com/

Just regular ol' beads to fill the bottom of flower vases. I need them to make this:

Credit: http://mizzchievouz.blogspot.com/

Pretty ain't it? I've got 2 coke glasses whic are a wee bit too tall for my brushes so I need the beads to fill them up ;]

Sigma Makeup
Complete Professional Brush Set with Brush Roll

Credit: http://www.makeupbytiffanyd.blogspot.com/

Apparently these brushes are as good as MAC but way cheaper

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CHARLES DARWIN

Designer : VANE SSA
Others : PHOTObucket

Monday, January 22, 2007

Who needs SD lessons when you've got these (ripped them off my sister's friend's blog who ripped it off someone else's blog):

Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before shesays a word, Bob says, "I'll give you Â£800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her Â£800 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets tothe bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies."Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the Â£800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and riskwith your shareholders in time , you may be in a position to prevent avoidableexposure

Lesson 2
A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown toreveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, "Father,remember Psalm 129?"The priest removed his hand.But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,"Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."Arriving at the convent,the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forthand seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving aspeedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone."Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beachwith my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagleand asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure,why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,very high up

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on so me of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell tothe ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends the 3-minute management course.

Ain't that something.

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