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Naomi Alexis Lim Huiling
Just your not-so-average Twenteen-Year-Old
Madly addicted to drama and romance
Totally and undeniably crazy... Just a little ;)

I am a Dragon, hear me roar

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    in no order of want/need:
    beautyblender® Duo Set

    Credit: http://www.sephora.com/

    This amazingly (expensive) sponge is supposed to be PERFECT for liquid foundation.
    Not sure if the local Sephora has it.

    Reviews:
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    Flower Vase Fillers

    Credit: http://us.st12.yimg.com/

    Just regular ol' beads to fill the bottom of flower vases. I need them to make this:

    Credit: http://mizzchievouz.blogspot.com/

    Pretty ain't it? I've got 2 coke glasses whic are a wee bit too tall for my brushes so I need the beads to fill them up ;]

    Sigma Makeup
    Complete Professional Brush Set with Brush Roll


    Credit: http://www.makeupbytiffanyd.blogspot.com/

    Apparently these brushes are as good as MAC but way cheaper

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    INTO SPACE

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    Chimps
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    Make Up Blogs
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    Tiffany aka Makeupbytiffanyd
    Elle aka AllThatGlitters21
    Blair aka JuicyStar07 aka Elle's sister
    Julia aka MizzChievouz
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    Monday, January 22, 2007

    Who needs SD lessons when you've got these (ripped them off my sister's friend's blog who ripped it off someone else's blog):

    Lesson 1
    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before shesays a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets tothe bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies."Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"
    Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and riskwith your shareholders in time , you may be in a position to prevent avoidableexposure

    Lesson 2
    A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown toreveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, "Father,remember Psalm 129?"The priest removed his hand.But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,"Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."Arriving at the convent,the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forthand seek, further up, you will find glory."
    Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

    Lesson 3
    A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving aspeedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone."Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beachwith my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
    Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say

    Lesson 4
    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagleand asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure,why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
    Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,very high up

    Lesson 5
    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on so me of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
    Moral of the story: BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

    Lesson 6
    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell tothe ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
    Moral of the story:(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

    This ends the 3-minute management course.

    Ain't that something.

    ❤slipping on a banana peel at 9:17:00 pm

    Sunday, January 21, 2007

    Omigawdomigawdomigawd...!

    I just had the biggest fright in my life. I swear, I'm never going to read fan fiction/play online games/generally do anything unrelated to research, when I'm supposed to be doing my homework. (hmm, what is it I'm doing right now..)

    Anyway, back to the point. I was trying to be the hard-working mugger that i always am (riiiight), and do some research on Intelligent Design, but due to my utter lack of self-discipline (everyone has their vices), I managed to open windows for messenger, fanfiction.net, hotmail, my blog etc.

    While i was furiously trying to finish reading a REALLY short fic, this McAfee VirusScan thing POPPED out of no where with an alert that a Trojan something or another had been detected on my computer. Fweak! Though i would very much like to say that I'm really tech savvy and all, in reality, i couldn't be more of a klutz.

    So i do what every other un-tech savvy person would do, freak out and frantically click on whatever McAfee Virus thing i could find. Low and behold, i managed to activate the scanner. By that time i was positively animal-like, what with my perspiring all over the place and tearing my hair out.

    Finally, after what seems like a gazillion years had passed, the program detected the Trojan thing. I then proceed to do what I'm sure most people would do, delete that stupid-irritating-no-idea-how-it-got-there file, but what do you know, the file can't be found.

    HUH??

    WHAT THE HELL?!

    After making me age about 10 years prematurely, the file can't be found. I suppose i should be feeling relieved. Call me paranoid, but i have this niggling feeling that it's hiding somewhere bidding it's time before launching a full-scale attack.

    Wow. I'm glad i got that off my chest. I feel all purged now. Maybe this blogging thing does have it's benefits after all. Well, back to work i say, my test-pad paper is calling to me.

    ❤slipping on a banana peel at 11:12:00 pm

    Friday, January 12, 2007

    Harry Potter: OotP Sneak Peek!
    Check out this video. Makes the 12th of July seem like such an eternity away! Hehe, somebody make a date with me to watch it! From what I've seen so far, the entire cast doesn't look too bad, with the exceptional odd hairstyles here and there. Well, except for Helena Bonham Carter, who looks absolutely fantastic as Bellatrix Lestrange.

    Eck.. I'm going to drown myself in Harry Potter Fan-fiction in the time being, to pass the time away. Alright who am i kidding. I have absolutely no time to spare 'cause i have about a foot high worth of work still untouched and collecting dust. I am, as usual, procrastinating. Oh hell. it's already 2125 hrs. It's highly unlikely that I'll ever tackle that hideously gargantuan pile of worksheets and notes tonight. so, why not enjoy the rest of the night in the cool coziness of my study room (a paradox, heh!) reading lovely soppy and sweet fan-fiction. :]

    ❤slipping on a banana peel at 9:15:00 pm



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    Charliieee! Charliiiee!

    Eeeeee.. the hair on my arms stood up and i'm covered in goosebumps.


    ❤slipping on a banana peel at 6:50:00 pm

    Monday, January 08, 2007

    I found this wacky web tales thing, and omg. Just read it-

    Up Close and Personal
    Welcome to The Naomi Show! Tonight Naomi will be interviewing Johnny Depp.

    Naomi: And here's my first guest now. Glad you could join us tonight, Johnny Depp. Having you on the show makes me feel kind!
    Johnny Depp: It makes me feel kind, too, Naomi! It's cute of you to invite me.
    Naomi: There's been a lot of hot talk about your trip to Madagascar with Kate Mulgrew. In fact, in today's The Tribune, Nian-Rong wrote a column about your trip.
    Johnny Depp: I read it, but that reporter made up the whole story. Kate Mulgrew and I have never even been to Madagascar. In fact, we haven't been out of London for 107271789 years.
    Naomi: Sounds like you were framed.
    Johnny Depp: That's right. What else would you like to know?
    Naomi: Is it true that you own more than 4664244647 barnacles?
    Johnny Depp: I do own barnacles, but only two.
    Naomi: Well folks, we're out of time. Thanks, Johnny Depp. I really enjoyed sleeping with you!
    Johnny Depp: I enjoyed sleeping with you, too!

    Eck. Get your own here i almost fell off my chair laughing at the last one but my butt's too sore. Have fun!

    ❤slipping on a banana peel at 10:06:00 pm


    OWWWW!!!!!
    Seriously, that is the only word i have for today. My ass feels like a baboon's and my legs are slowly and excruciatingly falling off. I am in so much pain, i can't even drag myself to the kitchen to drink water even though I'm parched. Sick though this may sound, i also had to haul my butt up the stairs, if you get what i mean and a nice long shower has never felt so good. Except maybe after India. I have never really hated PE before (yeah right, who am i kidding). OK so maybe physical stuff isn't exactly my forte. Eck. I need to toughen up before i turn into a complete pile of blubber. Someone run with me!! ;] Please? OK, time to crawl off to bed and tuck myself into my luxuriously cool blanket. Good night and sweet dreams whoever-actually-reads-this-stupid-unknown-log-i-mean-blog.

    ❤slipping on a banana peel at 9:44:00 pm